It Makes a Difference to the Sheep

AIDAN FOSTER-CARTER SAYS: "BEWARE DEFECTIVE TALES OF DEFECTORS"

On that basis, I for one am skeptical of a tall tale from Tokyo. The June issue of the Japanese magazine Gekkan Gendai carries an interview with one An Yong-chol (not his real name), somewhere in Asia. An claims to be a Korean People's Army general, who fled last year. According to him, Kim Jong-il's arsenal is even fatter and fiercer than we'd thought: dozens of nukes, already (some secretly imported from the Soviet Union), missiles with an 8,000-kilometer range - watch out, LA - 20 MiG-31 fighters, and more.

And I'm Madonna.

Is Mr. Foster-Carter actually Madonna? Look at his photo and you be the judge.