It Makes a Difference to the Sheep

SEEN ON LICENSE PLATES ON THE DRIVE IN TO WORK:

JUSCHIL

Very good advice for many of the crazy drivers on I-95.

LVNBILL

We're all glad to know this little bit of personal information. I couldn't help but wonder whether the owner of the car still loves Bill though. Are they married? Was the vanity plate a ploy to win Bill's heart? Did it work? What motivates people to spend extra money to have a message for all to see on the back of their cars?

What would I put on my own car? GWUPROF? H8NI95 (too bad, that one is already taken)? K2J2 (would work unless we have another child)? Nominations or suggestions are welcome