It Makes a Difference to the Sheep

SIGN THAT MY YOUTH IS FOREVER GONE. I read about this fashion development and feel only revulsion and pity.

Tired of the same old flower-design chinaware gathering dust in the back of your cupboard? Try out Park Zinoo's new take on "table-wear," ceramic dishes that simultaneously act as bikini bottoms and a tray for your food. Mom might not approve, but it's the next best thing to enjoying a meal in the comfort of your birthday suit.

And the appeal of this is what exactly?