Tuesday, December 16, 2003
THINGS TO DO IF (LIKE ME) YOU'RE PLANNING ON GOING TO SEE THE RETURN OF THE KING TOMORROW. Highlights:
Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"On second, thought, I don't think I'll follow any of this advice.
After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."