It Makes a Difference to the Sheep

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE, DOESN'T IT? I mean the good folks at PETA really wouldn't deliberately try to give flyers like this out to small children attending The Nutcracker, would they? Well, apparently, they would (and boast about it on their webpage). And get a load of the copy that accompanies the flyer:

"Ask your mommy how many animals she killed to make her fur clothes. Then tell her you know she paid men to hurt and kill the animals. Everyone knows. And the sooner she stops wearing fur, the sooner the animals will be safe. Until then, keep your doggie or kitty friends away from mommy-she's an animal killer!"

This is perfectly legitimate because everyone knows that evil fur-wearing women won't stop at mink, they won't rest until every critter in the neighborhood is slaughtered and sewn up into the coat of all coats.