It Makes a Difference to the Sheep

MISTAKES WERE MADE ANNOUNCES THE WINNERS OF ITS POETRY ENDORSEMENT CONTEST A few runners' up:

Flimsiest Reason for Not Voting a Candidate

…I can't choose Al Sharpton
Because it doesn't rhyme with anything, even Tawana Brawley…


Best Eulogy

But when y'all asked me to start rhymin'
So one lone Democrat would be climbin'
I stared at the screen
And felt really mean
And could only think: I miss Paul Simon.

You'll have to go to the blog yourself to see the winners.