It Makes a Difference to the Sheep

STEWART AND LETTERMAN ON PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS (thanks to Poliblog)

"Of course, it is still eight months to election day, but the campaign is starting to fall into its own natural rhythm: falsely macho Kerry comment, falsely indignant Bush response." -Jon Stewart

and

"John Kerry made a remark, he said a lot of world leaders want him to be president. Then the Bush administration said, 'Yeah, well, like who?' And then John Kerry said, 'Well, I really can't say.' So now they're really hammering John Kerry. The only name he could come up with? Queen Latifah."-David Letterman