Thursday, August 12, 2004
ADVENTURES ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
Andy Jackson notes that gaffes in campaign speeches are pretty equal opportunity these days.
First Bush declares that he is out to harm Americans:Be afraid. Be very afraid.
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Not to be outdone, Kerry plans to train American soldiers to be terrorists:
"We will double our special forces to conduct terrorist operations."