It Makes a Difference to the Sheep

(courtesy of Bill Simmons)

"Q. What do you call 25 guys watching the World Series?"

"A. The Yankees."

And there's also this:

Weird fact in case you missed it: The Celtics won their first championship against St. Louis (1957); the Bruins broke a 41-year Stanley Cup drought against St. Louis (1970); and the Patriots won their first Super Bowl against St. Louis (2002). Hey, I'm just the messenger.